They’re Coming to Take Me Away

 




They’re Coming to Take Me Away

This story is about a girl who not only embraced her crazy she wore it like a badge for everyone to see.

 

 The title of this chapter of my life is actually the name of a song I played all the time as a young child. It was one of many 45 records my biological father gave me that I would play on my Fisher Price record player. I thought this one was funny. The song goes like this in the beginning…

…” They’re coming to take me away hee hee ho ho ha ha to the funny farm where life is beautiful and I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats, theyre coming to take me away”…

Most of the records my dad gave me had at least one song on each side but the particularly cool thing about that record was that on the other side it was the same song but it played backwards.

I actually ended up spending a lot of time in lockdown units. Yes, nut houses. I’m not going to get into detail about what happened (I may get to that another time) I will just say that I was super emotional and really confused at that age. In the first chapter I refer to the bat that I took from those who were abusing me and chose to beat myself up with it…. Well this was the time (before reliance on drugs and alcohol showed up to numb my pain) I had no escape from the pain. I could not see a way out, I felt desperate and hopeless. I really thought checking out was the only option.

My first experience at a nuthouse was a private hospital named JBI (Jackson Brook Institute). I was in 9th grade and was not scared of much ( I was a city girl back then). It was a lockdown facility which meant that we were not allowed to leave the unit (all the doors and windows were shut and locked). I do not remember walking into the nuthouse so I cannot relay how I felt at first. When you walk onto the unit you are first walking around nurses station (a desk behind plexi glass with nurses and other staff to supervise us. The nurses station was facing the OLA (Open Living Area) which was where we spent most of our time, then there was a long hallway with the patients rooms that held about 3 people in each. We left the unit as a group for meals in the cafeteria which was on another floor. I vaguely remember a classroom we had to walk outside to get to but after the shock wore off and I once again began to act out with very self descructive behavior I ended up on 24/7 supervision and got so bad they didn’t let me go to the bathroom unless someone was with me. Tutoring was out of the question at that point. I recently found a bunch of diaries I was writing in while in different nuthouses since writing was the only thing that calmed me down. I need to vent even if it is through my writing or drawings. From what I read I was clearly more than a little bit angry at my mother who I blamed everything on, did not want to be there but some friendships I had made meant a lot to me. I can’t even remember what any of them look like but felt so strong then I thought we would be friends for life. I was looking at things like it was us “crazies” against them. I was not embarrassed to be diagnoses and medicated. I felt relief knowing there were things I could do to ease the pain of life at least just a bit.

Which reminds me of another song I loved but got in trouble for singing in the nuthouse (also not supposed to call it a nuthouse) LOL …. I remember being told this song was inappropriate at the facility. Goes like this…

I’m a little chestnut brown sitting on the cold cold ground,

People always step on me,

That’s why I’m so cracked you see.

Im a nut tsk tsk I’m a nut tsk tsk

I thought that one was hilarious but staff at JBI … not so much. I have all kinds of stories of those facilities throughout my life, I must have been admitted at least 20 times. I am sure there will be more stories but I’m going to fast forward from age 15 right up to age 27. Between my first visit to JBI and my last visit to Westwood Lodge there were a lot of hospitals and dual diagnosis lockdown units. I would go to lockdown units on purpose, would tell nurses in ER that I was an addict with mental problems and that I was suicidal so I would have to stay, since anytime I was in ER I thought/hoped it would be my bottom and I could just get off the streets for good. (this is when I was homeless for about a year in Brockton City of Champs…lol). I went to lockdowns hoping that when I got food and sleep and felt better I wouldn’t just go back on the run and would go to long term treatment instead. But even though I would get myself locked up so I would get help, I would con my way out of hospital and stipulation for further treatment and get back to my hustle as soon as I could. Westwood lodge is a facility I had been to before. The psychiatrist (the one who decides when you can leave) knew me and had been very reluctant to let me go a few weeks before this particular incident. This time he said I had no choice. He got me a bed at a place called “The Tranquility Inn” which is a women’s only 30 day program/holding for other treatment programs. I heard its for girls on probation or if you get sectioned by family or a judge that you need treatment for safety reasons whether you like it or not. But I had agreed to this!!! I remember asking someone on my unit the eve of my potential transfer to Tranquility Inn if there was barbed wire on the fences there and I was told yes. So the only way out would have to be escape and I’m not super agile and not about to tussle with barbed wire. We had smoke breaks at certain times all day and our last one was every night at 10:30PM I think. We went right out a side door of our unit which led to a 12’ high fenced in area with a basketball hoop and picnic tables. After hearing about the barbed wire I checked out my current surroundings. There was no barbed wire, it was not too high for me and I could time my ride coming (I was in the middle of nowhere) to get me. So I called JRodd who was famous for always picking up the phone for me and coming to pick me up whether I was in a bad situation or felt trapped and just needed to run. So it was all set the night before Tranquility Inn. I would be discharging myself at the last cigarette break that day.

The staff working that night was a guy named Bill. Honestly a nice guy who I never had a problem with. I got my cigarette last since I made one last call to be sure JRodd was ready for me to come out. I lit my cigarette and just stood on the steps looking at the fence. “I got this”.



And that was it!!!! I ran for the fence and started climbing as fast as I could! I could see JRodd’s car 20 yards away. Just as I was getting toward the top of the fence Bill started yelling at me and saying “Jessica, what are you doing?” in that split moment I decided to mess with his head and started yelling to him… :”What are you doing Bill???? What are YOU doing?” That stopped him for a sec, then he says “You have no where to go they are going to catch you before you get across the parking lot” it was right then that JRodd pulled up onto the grass and the passenger door flew open! We took off. It was two weeks later I was apprehended by state police due to being listed as a Missing Person and they sent me back to a nuthouse.

I am trying to come up with a lesson to be learned from that experience and honestly I am at a loss. It was a little crazy and a little fun. I also avoided the Tranquility Inn completely! And if I had thought of it sooner I would have put it on my bucket list just for fun.

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